Super Sky Point to Gaylord Perry, who perpetually stayed one step ahead of the law while lubing his way to 314 career wins. Threw 111 complete games from 1972-1975. Read that again. #RIP  

Super Sky Point to Christine McVie. If it’s possible to be a member of Fleetwood Mac and still somehow be underrated as fuck, she was that. What a rich, soulful voice. #RIP  

I hope John Madden’s having turducken in heaven today. 

The Lions need to lose those garbage uniforms and get back to looking like a proper fucking football team. 

If you are under a certain age, let me assure you this apple pie was served at the surface temperature of the planet Mercury.