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4 goals from chances equating to 0.61 xG for @fcbayern's @SergeGnabry last night. Clinical. #FCBayern #Spurs #TOTFCB

Sports headlines in Germany this morning after Tottenham Hotspur 2-7 Bayern Munich BILD: "Woah, Bayern!" SZ: "Oktoberfest in North London" FAZ: "Bayern's moment of glory" Spiegel: "Gnabry's greatest game" #TOTFCB #UCL

Serge Gnabry might have scored four goals last night, but it didn't stop his teammates from taking the p*ss... @btsportfootball #TOTFCB

"I'd like to think that's the last we've seen of Serge Aurier for a while." "I'd rather see Sissoko at RB." "I'm not sure about the Dele Alli tribute act, it's time to bring the main boy back." #THFC fan @PaulHawksee dissects #TOTFCB on @tSHandJ

We ran a simulation of each shot from #Spurs vs #FCBayern to work out the % chances of the final scoreline. After 100,000 simulations, a final score of Tottenham 2-7 Bayern showed up less than 0.01% #TOTFCB