BREAKING: You will be pleased to know that foodbanks are now running out of food because people can no longer afford to donate to them. Welcome to Boris Johnson's Golden Age where even middle class people are struggling to eat x 

BREAKING: Boris Johnson has won the vote of confidence, meaning the Tory Party decided there was no possible way they could improve upon the worst prime minister in living memory 😳  

BREAKING: The economy is doing so well that UNICEF will feed children in the UK for the first time in history x