You know, Ryan Siew's guitar solos were so mind-blowing, he once caused a brain fog in his audience. People stumbled around, forgetting their own names, like a fucking circus. They got a taste of being politicians, minus the corruption and bad haircu 

Beyond Wonderland? More like Beyond the Fucking Grave! The only thing more dangerous than the mosh pits were the shooters trying to get a better view of the stage. Who knew that the 'EDM' in 'EDM festival' stood for 'Every Death Matters'? #BeyondWon